I was born in Los Angeles, raised in Los Angeles, and God willing I hope to die somewhere other than Los Angeles.
I’ve lived in multiple cities, mainly because I can’t hold a job. My favs were Monterey, Tucson, Denver, and my all-time favorite: Tokyo. In 2013 I realized a life-long dream by visiting Des Moines.
I am a musician, computer geek, and aviator. I have had no notable successes or accolades in any of these pursuits, as my primary goal in life is to remain unknown. That said, I have gotten five straight “Uncontrollable” ratings on the Love Meter at Casa Bonita.
I play a variety of musical instruments including piano and saxophone. I have held a banjo but did not play it; I am considered a gentleman among my musical peers.
I have twice been mistaken for Brad Pitt. Unfortunately, both times it was by blind people.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.